If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

• call you names
• tell you weird and personal details about myself
• say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
• type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

• talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
• share funny photos from my tumblr dash
• actually tell you when i’m upset 
• try to make conversation with you 
• just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
• tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

winchesterwhowatson:

so i just found a thing

?

is that even-?

okay that’s not

???

is that even legal

milajewnis:

but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive 

amazingdanisnotsocoollike:

amazingdanisnotsocoollike:

why do seagulls fly over the sea

because if they fly over bays they would be baygels

fasterfood:

half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head